Jokes - Sardarji 2

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How do you recognize a Sardar in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.

Once a Sardar was waking he had a gloves on one hand and not on other so the man asked him why did he do so. He Replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.
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Recognise a Sardaar

How do you recognize a Sardar in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.

Weather forecast

….how did you know I was here?

A Sardar is in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and says “Hello, how did you know I was here?”

But only one gear for going…

Sardarji bought a brand new Maruti and decided to drive down from Amritsar, where he lived, to Jalandar to meet his friend. He reached there in a few hours. After spending a few days there, he decided to return, and called up his mother to expect him in the evening. But he didn’t reach in the evening and not the next day either. When he finally reached home on the third day, his distraught mother ran and asked him ” Arre Puttar, ki hoya?” (What Happened, My Son?) The Sardarji got out, obviously very tired from a long journey, and said, “Oy, ye Marutti wale pagal hain, agge jaane waaste chaar gear banaate hain, aur pichche jaane waaste sirf ik?” (These Maruti Car people are crazy! They have four gears for going forward, but only one for going back!)

I think I know where I’m going wrong

Santa Singh decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens to begin with. A month later he returned to the dealer for another hundred chickens because all of the first lot had died. A month later he was back at the dealer for another hundred chickens for the second lot had also died.

‘But I think I know where I’m going wrong,’ said Santa, ‘I think I’m planting them too deep.’

Jaane kyon diya?

Once a sardar was looking at a WANTED poster & was wondering – Saala wanted tha to photo kheenchne ke baad use jaane kyon diya

Exide ki daal doon ?

Sardar car ki battery change karwane gaya ..
Mechanic – Sahab, Exide ki daal doon ?
Sardar – Nahin yaar, dono side ki daal de, warna phir problem hogi.

Gandhiji

A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question :- Interviewer – Who killed Gandhiji ?
Sardar – Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate.

Too many character, no story at all

A Sardar was fond of detective novels, he always read from the middle, why? Its double interesting. It builds curiosity not only about its end but also its beginning ! Sardar returns book to library, bangs it on table & says – What a shit ? “I read the whole book, too many character, no story at all” ?. Librarian : So, you are the one who took the Telephone Directory….

Stuck for 48 hours

2 Days of Power cut in India made life miserable. Worst affected was Amritsar where all the SARDARS were stuck for 48 hrs. on Escalaters…..

The side-light indicator

Two Sardars are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator and asks the other to check whether it is working. He puts his head out and says “YES..NO..YES..NO..YES..NO ”