Best broken English jokes

These are some of the dialogues told by teachers and professors who are not so good at ENGLISH.

Our class teacher once said:
“Pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!”

Here’s another one:
“DON’T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK…!”

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Once our Hindi teacher said…. “I’m going out of the world to America..”

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Don’t laugh at the back benches. Otherwise teeth and all will be fallen down.

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It was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered.. tried to switch the fan on but there was sum problem. and then she said ‘why is fan not oning’ (the -ing form of On)

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Teacher in a furious mood…
“Write down your name and father of your name!!”

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‘Shhh… quiet… the principal is revolving around college’

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‘Half of u go to the right, half of u go to the left and the remaining come behind me’

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My manager started like this
“Hi, I am Madhu, Married with two kids”

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“I’ll illustrate what i have in my mind”, said the professor and erased the board.

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‘Will u hang that calendar or else I’ll HANG MYSELF’

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The librarian scolded, “if you will talk again, I will kneel down outside”

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Our chemistry head of department comes and tells us:
“My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter”

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Principal: “Tomorrow call your parents, especially mother and father”

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“Why are you looking at the monkeys outside when I am in the class?!”

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Our computer lab assistant told this when one of my friends wrote a wrong code:
“I understand; you understand; computer how understand ??”

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Courtesy: Stuti